This week I'm going to use a lot of sarcasm. I want to make it very clear that I'm being sarcastic so that I'm not misinterpreted. Abortion is a painfully serious topic, and I hope that with my sarcasm, I can shock pro-choicers into seeing how evil it really is. I believe that all forms of murder are wrong; from abortion to euthanasia.
Now that the straight talk is over, on with the sarcasm.
If we're going to have abortion, we should have it all the way. The right to abortion shouldn't end with the birth of the child but with the death of the mother.